Charlotte: You have had sex before haven't you?

Will: Yes, yeah, loads. I've done it with 2 different girls.

Charlotte: I've had 11 lovers already.

Will: 5 girls actually. Sorry, it was 5 not 2.

Charlotte: Alright stud. Who are they then?

Will: Well, there's the girl I met in Australia.

Charlotte: Australia?

Will: Yep, i went there on holiday.

Charlotte: When was that?

Will: 2005

Charlotte: So you were 13?

Will: I was very mature for my age.

Charlotte: Oh, older woman then was she?

Will: No, she was a couple of years younger actually.

Charlotte: So she was 11?

Will: Christ no!.. I mean.. yes i suppose she must have been.... Jesus, 11..