A cool thing that everyone should do all the time is spend Saturday night at home with your parents. There is probably nothing cooler? Like, the best part is how you could be doing literally anything else in the world but instead you’re watching Sam Worthington mumble his way through Clash of the Titans while your mum does a Sudoku.

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The best part is when Sam cuts of Medusa’s head and her body writhes around for a bit before falling into the lava of hell (?) and then flames just burst everywhere? Also cool is how the entire story is based around some guy getting mad at his wife for Zeus raping her and then he tries to murder the rape baby and his wife. I think. Hollywood rules and I rule at following the plots of simple action movies probably.