A cool thing that everyone should do all the time is spend Saturday night at home with your parents. There is probably nothing cooler? Like, the best part is how you could be doing literally anything else in the world but instead you’re watching Sam Worthington mumble his way through Clash of the Titans while your mum does a Sudoku.

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The best part is when Sam cuts of Medusa’s head and her body writhes around for a bit before falling into the lava of hell (?) and then flames just burst everywhere? Also cool is how the entire story is based around some guy getting mad at his wife for Zeus raping her and then he tries to murder the rape baby and his wife. I think. Hollywood rules and I rule at following the plots of simple action movies probably. 

Freaking out that I have a “real job” because is this what real life is like? How do people have time to watch every TV show, play guitar, cook dinner, wash the dishes, sleep and update their tumblr? Not enough time to do those things! Gahhh! I mean I’ve worked full-time before but this feels different. I was at school for like 12 years and at uni for 3 and how long do I have to work for? Forever? I’m pretty sure it’s forever. 

My job seems pretty alright but woah, I do not want to do it forever. Probably I will not do it forever. 

“Forever is a mighty long time” - some guy.

Kind of annoyed this tumblr has become read by SO MANY people that I know. Kind of. I dunno. Never really meant for that to happen but okay cool, it’s not like blogging should be thought to be private at all anyway because the Internet. 

Gonna write about my problems (they aren’t problems) because sometimes it helps me find solutions (it usually doesn’t). Mostly this isn’t a problem really but this is probably the first time in pretty much ever that I do not have any plans for my future. Like, my future has always been this murky thing that wasn’t really planned but within the grey it had some goals such as ‘finish uni!’ and ‘go overseas!’. I did those things and great! They were great! I’m glad I did both but now that I have done them what am I supposed to do? Okay, yeah getting a job is probably the best idea but also get a job where? As in, what city/town/village/place.

I was so keen to only live in Melbourne last week, it was my only option, but now I dunno; I guess I could live anyway in Australia? Anywhere with a job that could be potentially good. I’m really terrified I might accidentally get a job in Ballarat and just stay here with no real plans but on the other hand, it’s not even the worst idea as long as the job could potentially lead to something good. And I hate to be a real fag but it sucks trying to date any men in the country because firstly, there are few of them and of the few that aren’t traumatised by internalised homophobia there is going to be a slim chance for any real connection. I think? 

Anyway, cool blog post that probably everyone I know is going to read. I think I’ll just get a job in Melbourne somehow and be happy. Yep. 

Because i hope not. I’m going to start a new trend where people say how great they are instead of reblogging Scott Pilgrim quotes and tired TV screencaps. Watch this space for AMAZING SHIT because I AM AMAZING N’ SHIT! 

I hate those moments in your life where you are like “OMG this is just like a TV show” because OBVIOUSLY some parts of your life will be just like a tv show/movie because very often these things are based on REAL LIFE. Stop caring so much that your life is like something else you dumb idiot/myself.

Was thinking this last night because I was bartending at a wedding and was all “LOL Party Down!!!” in my mind but then real bartending turned out to be nothing like television bartending and I had to wear this dumb uniform that looked kind of like a Star Trek uniform and with a name tag with a name that wasn’t even my own name. Also had to clean so many glasses (this is not a TV thing!) and no one interesting was even at the bar and making conversation with people is hard when a stupid band is playing stupid songs all the time. Also working past midnight is hard and hospitality is kind of stupid and has a really shit union that doesn’t even get good penalty rates for me. Long live unions!! Hang in there Wisconsin!!

Cool. Cool story from me, guys. Bye!